conversations with crackheads

So, I work ten hours on Saturdays. As part of my job I take all the incoming sales calls for the day. I just had the funniest call ever. It was even better than the time I spoke with the (mental patient) Prince of Egypt:

Me: Sales, this is Jiffinner, how can I help you?
Crackhead: Hi, Jiffinner, how are you?
Me: Pretty good, how are you?
Crackhead: Great
Me: So…what can I help you with?
Crackhead: Wanna have phone sex?
Me: What?
Crackhead: Phone sex, do you want to have it?
Me: Um…no, not really.
Crackhead: ok, let me talk to your manager.
Me: Ok…(and under my breath) but he won’t have phone sex with you either.

What makes it really funny is that my manager told me later that Crackhead is his brother. Even better….he thought he was talking to Kate!