tagged by Mackeydoodle

Fun With Fours

Four jobs that you've had:
Telemarketer (yes, I was Satan at one point)
Childcare provider for 22 3-year-olds (patience of a saint)
Pro shop cashier and resort receptionist (two titles-one job)
Internet Sales (current job with Fantasy Disco Ford)

Four movies you could watch over and over:
Oh god, just four? This is killing me. Ok…
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Pirates of the Caribbean
Pulp Fiction
Army of Darkness

Four places you've lived:
Texas Hill Country (current)
Cisco, Texas (town I was born in, home of the first Hilton Hotel.)
West Texas (never again, the wind blows constantly.)
Branson Missouri

Four tv shows you love to watch:
The Shield
House
Dirty Jobs
Family Guy

Four of your favorite books:
Once again, just four? I think I might cry.
Chesapeak Bay Series by Nora Roberts (I know, I’m cheating)
Harry Potter – all of them (It’s impossible for me to only name four books)
Insomnia by Steven King
Dark-Hunter Series by Sherilyn Kenyon(for the record, there are a bunch of these, with more to come.)


Four places you have been on vacation:
Cloudcroft, New Mexico
Gulf Shores, Alabama
Galveston Island, Texas
Eureka Springs, Arkansas

Four websites you visit daily:
The Cake Lady
Used Hack(my newest addiction, he is so very funny. You should check him out.)
Sunny
My Darling Kate

Four of your favorite foods:
Chicken Flavored Ramen Noodles (seriously)
Ice Cream (especially with fruit)
Shrimp
Penne Gorganzola


Four places you would rather be right now:
At Home
Visiting my family
On a shopping spree (with an unlimited amount of money of course.)
Ireland


Four bloggers you are tagging:
Kate
The Cake Lady
Big D
The Bear
(even though I know that Big D and The Bear will not actually do it.)

ugh

Well, I’m still alive. But this week has officially been the WORST week of my life. I picked up my contacts on Monday. (jeez, it seems like years ago.) I have been wearing glasses for 13 years and this is my first time wearing contacts. To be honest it’s taking a while to get used to them mainly because I have not been able to take the time this week to put them in. You see; I was in a little car accident. It rained for the first time in like three months and the roads were really slick. I hit an especially slick patch of road and lost control…then I got into a fight with a fence and the fence won. Ok, actually the fence held me down while a cedar post did the actual ass-kicking. Luckily I wasn’t hurt except for a bump on the head and a scratch on the back of my hand but my car is totaled. See…



My car is a Kia Rio. For those of you who don’t know, Kia is Korean for ‘cheap’. This means I am going to get about $3000 for my car and $900 of that has to go to the bank that financed my car. I only had four payments left. Using the $2K I get from the Rio for a down payment on a new vehicle will completely fuck my five-year plan. (Yes, I actually have a five-year plan…shut up.) So, instead of buying new we are going to buy a Jeep for about $1500 for my husband to drive and I am going to start driving his very reliable (but standard trans.) truck until we get it paid off. Then we will buy something new. The biggest problem with this plan? I HATE driving standard. It’s not that I can’t do it, I just don’t like to. But if I suck it up and put on my big girl panties The Bear has promised that we will get something new as soon as his truck is paid off, and I get to pick it out. So, what do you think guys? Which one should I get?

Charger or 300C

Ok, the latest and hopefully last my-life-sucks-moment of this week – I owe the government $707 in income tax. Rat bastards.

On a much more cheerful note…I got new glasses. I will have a pic up soon.

Note to Mackeydoodle: I did see that you tagged me and I am working on it right now, it will be up soon. :P

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{note: I wrote down the last two on the same piece of paper and at first glance it looks like: “how to masturbate old freaky bitches.”}

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Harry Houdini Naked Pictures (Sorry, this is all I could find. He's kinda hot.)

Kate tagged me again

"The rules are simple: now that you have been busted, you must confess to 3 things that you do that others don't know about."


#1 I love scary movies, I watch them all the time.
I am especially crazy about zombie flics and I love campy horror flics. You know, basically anything with Bruce Campbell in it makes me happy.

#2 My husband works in law enforcement.
Enough said.

#3 I have masturbated while driving before.
More than once and I strongly suggest everyone give it a try.

if cleanliness is next to godliness…I’m fucked

About once a year I clean out my desk drawers. Here is a list of the things I found on my most recent cleaning expedition:

1 People Magazine from May 2005

1 Package of Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans

1 Miller Genuine Draft Coozie

1 bag of Raisinettes

1 James Avery Catalog

1 Voucher for 75% off a CD from BMG Music Club (sweet!)

9 CD’s

1 Pulp Fiction DVD

5 Pictures of my parent’s hot tub (don't ask)

2 pairs of scissors (Kate and The Cake Lady might kill me for this offence.)

1 Knife (Seriously - don't ask)

Napkins from every fast food chain in town

Taco Bell Sauce (Mild and Fire)

10 Post-it note pads (none of which are purple)

1 ABC Catalog from Christmas 2004

1 Phone Bill from March 2005 (I remember looking for this.)

All the pens I ‘lost’ over the last year

1 Hands-free for my cell phone

A piece of paper that was very important…about 5 months ago

6 loose pieces of scrap paper with blog ideas wrote on them (they all sucked)

Yep, all that in just under a years time. Now, Kate hasn’t cleaned hers out in like two years. Imagine the treasures that must be hidden there.

(note: is it just me or does that sound dirty?)

inquiring minds & all that jazz

We all have them. Tell me yours…


The secret you keep from your parents, the one thing they can never know about.

Come on, you can trust me. I won’t tell anyone, I promise.