...this is a rant...

Raining cats and dogs today here in my little part ‘o the world. Apparently there was a really bad accident on the highway right outside Fantasy Disco Ford caused by the rain. I just don’t get what it is about people thinking they can drive like a maniac in the rain and not get hurt. So many people don’t think about how stupid it is to drive 85mph while swerving in and out of traffic in a rainstorm. Or, even worse, they turn on their cruise control, sit back and relax without a care in the world.

So tell me sir, what are you going to do when your car hits a huge puddle of water at 80mph and you lose control? Is your reaction time really going to be good enough to save your life? I mean, honestly, what were you thinking? Where was the part of your brain that is supposed to click on in situations like that and say “hey, you stupid bitch, slow the fuck down and pay attention to what is going on around you.” You know, like the torrential fucking downpour or the truck hydroplaning in the lane next to you.

Nothing against driving fast and having fun but isn’t your life worth it; worth being a little more cautious in hazardous situations?

Ok, now that I have that out of my system, I feel much better.