Par for the course.

As usual, I have abso-fucking-lutely nothing to talk about…except a couple of funny quote’s from Bear:

“Are you asleep yet? Because if you are, I’m gonna ravish you now.”

Yeah, I sooo pretended to be asleep. (For almost 10 whole seconds.)

“So you want me to dress up like Count Chocula and take you from behind?”

I…uh…I totally plead the fifth…

Moving on…


Check this shit out. (Warning: contents so fucking adorable they could cause gagging.)

And speaking of Par for the Course-here’s another fun site.

And speaking of idioms; why does the phrase ‘A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush’ always make me think bad? My maturity level drops to that of a 12-year-old boy the instant I here it. Kinda pathetic really.