Just a friendly warning…

Next time you’re having wild monkey sex and can’t seem to find any of the numerous bottles of lube you own...use baby oil.

Just do me a favor and make sure the bathroom door is open before you put the baby oil to good use. Because after the wild monkey sex, all you wanna do is take a shower and pass out so you can dream of having wild monkey sex all over again. But do you have any idea how hard it is to turn a doorknob when your hands are covered in baby oil?

I do. I just learned this lesson the hard way. (umm…no pun intended.) So trust me on this one: Leave the bathroom door open.