Update:

So, remember a while back when I mentioned how excited I was about seeing the preview for Clerks II? Yeah, well, it’s in theaters today. And I found out the other day that it got an 8-minute standing ovation at the Cannes Film Festival. 8 minutes. 8-goddamned-minutes. Do you have any idea how much you have to like a movie to stand and clap for eight solid minutes? A fucking lot, that’s how much. Totally Jazzed about this. Cannot wait to see it.


In other news…

Today is National Junk Food Day.

Yeah, that’s right bitches. You read it right…National Junk Food Day. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go find a Cheesecake Factory. Have a nice day.