it was bound to happen eventually
*ring ring*
(ok, it doesn’t actually ring so much as play Chop Suey by System of a Down when my mom calls me.)
me- Hello
mom- You have a very sick mind young lady.
Me- Well, yeah, but what the fuck are you talking about?
Mom- And that’s another thing, you say ‘fuck’ entirely to much.
Me- Huh?
(thinking-is it actually possible to say fuck to much?)
mom- And just what is this about a woman fucking a horse?
(imagine a light bulb coming on above my head and then shattering into a million pieces.)
me- Fuck. FUCK! You found my blog!?! Shit.
Mom- I’m calling [insert names of my very religious dad and step-mom here] to tell them about this.
Me- Don’t even think about it. That is so not cool. How the fuck did you find out about my blog anyway?
Mom- Your sister. You sound upset. Why? Am I not allowed to read your blog?
Me- No mom, your not. It’s the first rule of blogging, your mom is not allowed to read it. LaciLu is so going to die for this.
Mom- Well don’t worry, you know I hardly ever get online anyway. So your brother knows about this?
Me- Uh…yeah. He’s been reading it for months.
Mom- So he knows how insane you are?
Me- Yup, along with everyone else who happens across my blog.
Mom- *sigh* You get this from me.
Me- Yup *smile* (crisis averted)
My mom is the shit.
(ok, it doesn’t actually ring so much as play Chop Suey by System of a Down when my mom calls me.)
me- Hello
mom- You have a very sick mind young lady.
Me- Well, yeah, but what the fuck are you talking about?
Mom- And that’s another thing, you say ‘fuck’ entirely to much.
Me- Huh?
(thinking-is it actually possible to say fuck to much?)
mom- And just what is this about a woman fucking a horse?
(imagine a light bulb coming on above my head and then shattering into a million pieces.)
me- Fuck. FUCK! You found my blog!?! Shit.
Mom- I’m calling [insert names of my very religious dad and step-mom here] to tell them about this.
Me- Don’t even think about it. That is so not cool. How the fuck did you find out about my blog anyway?
Mom- Your sister. You sound upset. Why? Am I not allowed to read your blog?
Me- No mom, your not. It’s the first rule of blogging, your mom is not allowed to read it. LaciLu is so going to die for this.
Mom- Well don’t worry, you know I hardly ever get online anyway. So your brother knows about this?
Me- Uh…yeah. He’s been reading it for months.
Mom- So he knows how insane you are?
Me- Yup, along with everyone else who happens across my blog.
Mom- *sigh* You get this from me.
Me- Yup *smile* (crisis averted)
My mom is the shit.
Posted by Jiffinner at 10:04 AM::
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4 Comments:
hello, Jiffinner's mother!!!
*waves waves*
Yay!!! A cool insane mom!!!
Uh oh.. Hey, Jiffinner's mom, don't read my blog and for SURE don't tell MY mom about it.
That is so f**king hilarious!!!! OMFG!!!! Thank God my mom doesn't have access to a computer!!
I'm with Sunney on this one. PUH-LEASE don't read mine and tell my mother about it!
This is where I am lucky my mother has no idea how to use a computer ;)
Hey Jiffinner? Sucks to be you :P
;)
~K
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