1:00am conversation-this is why I love my husband so much

Me- “Shit, I’m wearing a skirt tomorrow, that means I have to shave in the morning.”

*silent pause*

Me-“What are you thinking about?”

Bear- “You in a skirt.”

*longer pause*

Me- “What are you thinking about now?”

Bear- “I can’t explain it, I don’t even think it’s a cohesive thought.

Me- “Does it involve impending doom?”

Bear- “No, it’s kind of like an improved snap.”

Me- “You mean like…” *snaps fingers*

Bear- “No, like a snap on your jeans or shirt or something.”

Me- “How is it improved?”

Bear- “See, I don’t know. Its like…you know in Back to the Future when the professor slips and bumps his head on the toilet and he sees the flux capacitor?”

Me- “Uh…yeah.”

Bear- “Yeah, well, I see things like that in my head all the time. I don’t know what they do but…I see shit like that.

*Longest pause yet*

Me- “This is so going in my blog.”

Bear- “Shhh…I’m working on blueprints for my new, improved snap.”