why
Why is my stapler always in my way until I need it, then it takes 10 minutes of digging to find it?
Why did meatloaf sing an eleven-minute song about how he would do anything for love when he won’t do that?
Why does NO ONE offer DSL for where I live? (read: Why do I live in the fucking boonies?)
Why is water not offered with caffeine?
Why does this turn me on?
Why does the hand soap at work smell so fucking bad?
Why is waterproof mascara not tear proof?
Why do we call them goldfish when they come in many different colors?
Why do dentists WANT to be dentists?
Can you think of any 'whys'?
Posted by Jiffinner at 1:43 PM::
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Why isn't Santa Clause real? He could bring me a fucking car for Christmas. I mean... I have been pretty good right?
Why isn't either Matthew McConaughey or Rob Thomas mad in love with me?
Why does tuna fish taste like shit-in-a-can?
Why do we work in a place where we are still considered 'girls' and will never be equal?
Why are french fries 'french' fries?
WHY CAN'T I SLEEP ANYMORE? MY god, I can not, I refuse to have insomnia again!
~K
I have loads of why in my head....:(
Being a Red Hot Sexy Papa, it won't be cool to whine here. I let my Momma be my 'victim'... lol
Give me time...I'm working on it!
so now the question is, why can't you find someone for poor Joe?!!
HEY I am standing right here you know!
:P
~K
do you ever work Joe???
I resent that :P
~K
hey, I think I resent that also. ;)
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