the list
Recently the bear and I updated our ‘list’. Oh, come on, you know what I’m talking about…the list. The list of people that you are granted a free night with if ever given the chance to fuck. As with everything, there are, of course, a few rules. Everyone on the list has to be a celebrity. In other words, the girl next door or the cute guys at blockbuster are not allowed on the list (not even if they closely resemble a celebrity). Because the celebrity world changes so fast we get to change our lists pretty often. Lists normally get changed at around 2:00 in the morning, postcoital, when neither of us can sleep and have to do something to keep us from going crazy. ;-)
The Bears most recent list includes: Jennifer Garner, Elisha Cuthbert, Lindsay Lohan (when she’s big, like in Mean Girls), Renee Zellweger (once again, when she’s big like in Bridget Jones’s Diary) and Jessica Simpson.
My list is, of course, a little different: Jonathan Davis, Johnny Depp, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Ryan Reynolds and Johnny Knoxville.
You know, besides loving each other like crazy, that man and I have absolutely nothing in common! I'm not just talking about the guy/girl thing, we are, obviously attracted to completely different types of people.
So, anyway, tell me…who’s on your list? It doesn’t matter if you are involved with someone or not, this is all hypothetical. So spill it…
The Bears most recent list includes: Jennifer Garner, Elisha Cuthbert, Lindsay Lohan (when she’s big, like in Mean Girls), Renee Zellweger (once again, when she’s big like in Bridget Jones’s Diary) and Jessica Simpson.
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My list is, of course, a little different: Jonathan Davis, Johnny Depp, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Ryan Reynolds and Johnny Knoxville.
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You know, besides loving each other like crazy, that man and I have absolutely nothing in common! I'm not just talking about the guy/girl thing, we are, obviously attracted to completely different types of people.
So, anyway, tell me…who’s on your list? It doesn’t matter if you are involved with someone or not, this is all hypothetical. So spill it…
Posted by Jiffinner at 6:56 AM::
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4 Comments:
I'm British... but I'm sure that doesn't affect my list!
Kiera Knightley... did you SEE her in "Love Actually"? I fell in love with her in that movie! *swoon*
Angelina Jolie, although I'm scared of her...
Courtney Love, from 1992
Amy, from "Chasing Amy"
Minnie Driver, and I don't know why
Kirsten Dunst
I won't list any guys that may be hovering around the "If I had to..." list!
The Blonde, my better half, has a short list.
Joshua Jackson.
That's about it... well, all she'll admit to!
She says she wouldn't want to sleep or even think about it with anyone else... which is VERY worrying.
Is it wrong of me to keep "Cheetarah" from "The Thundercats" on my list?
I'm 28... and she's a cartoon (as is Courtney Love nowdays!)
Hmmm. There is no number limit, so sit back, put your feet up and get ready for me to name off the majority of celebrity men... lol, ok, maybe not.
Matthew McConaughey (D-U-H)
Rob Thomas
Johnny Depp
Jim Cavizel
Tom Cruise (despite the Kaie Holmes fiasco)
damn it, now I am thinking of TONS of guys but I can't remember thier names and I am dial-up so looking them up in painful.
The guy from Summerland, the Australian...
The guy from that new show Beach Girls with the longer hair.
The doctor from House, even though he betrayed House and was talking to the mean guy behind his back. He is still hot.
Pretty much any yummy guy with an accent. I am a sucker for accents.
~K
(off to the library)
Just give me Eliza Dushku. I am a happy fella. LOL.
norton-It is perfectly normal to still have a crush on Cheetarah, she's hot! She was always my favorite.
kate-I am honestly surprised that you actually put someone else on the list besides Matthew McConaughey and Rob Thomas. ;-)
RHSPapa-yeah, Eliza is great, especially when she is all kickass-ish like in Buffy.
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