One of the reasons I love my family…

Keep in mind that all of this happened in a very crowded wal-mart parking lot. My ENTIRE family is present.


LaciLu – (Walking in the middle of the road but moving to the edge so a truck could pass.)

Random Redneck in truck – (Honks horn and yells out window) “Don’t you know this is a drive way for cars?”

LaciLu – (In mock innocent voice) Oh, fuck, really? I didn’t know!

Random Redneck in truck – (Speeds past us and flips off LaciLu as he drives by.)

LaciLu – (Yelling now) “Yeah, right back at ya, fuck-face!



~~10 minutes later~~

We are still in the parking lot, now loading out bags into the back of the car.


Mom – (In a very loud voice) “LaciLu, I found the panties you just bought.”

LaciLu – (In an equally loud voice) “Thanks for finding my new panties mom.”

Mom – (In a louder voice) “No problem, would you like to take your panties now or do you want me to put them in the back?”

LaciLu – (In the loudest voice yet) “I’ll go ahead and take my panties now, thanks.”

The Bear – (In a much lower voice) “I think LaciLu and her new panties should ride home with me.”

Jiffinner – (barely audible) “Don’t make me hurt you.”



Side note – I will be out of town until next Wednesday, so no new updates until then. I will take pics of my trip to post.