moral dilemma

My brother wants me to download (onto MY computer) the song ‘Grillz’ by Nelly for him. Since my family is currently without a home computer I frequently download music for them. I usually have no problem with this, but now my dear, wonderful, stupid brother wants me to download a song that may very well be the start of the decline of western civilization.

Got 30 down at the bottom, 30 mo at the top

All invisible set in little ice cube blocks

If I could call it a drink, call it a smile on da rocks

If I could call out a price, lets say I call out a lot

I got like platinum and white gold, traditional gold

I'm changin grillz errday, like Jay change clothes,

I might be grilled out nicely (oh) In my white tee (oh),

Or on South Beach (oh) in my wife b.

V V and studded you can tell when they cut it

ya see my granmama hate it, but my lil mama love it

See what I Mean? Don’t get me wrong, I listen to stupid, nonsense songs sometimes (who doesn’t sing along with ‘My Humps’?) but this is re-goddamn-diculous. Who approved this song is what I want to know. Exactly who said “yeah, Nelly…that’s a great song. So great in fact, you should make it your next single.” You mean to honestly tell me that not one person in that little meeting thought, ‘Grillz? Seriously? This is the worst thing I’ve ever heard, someone should stop him before he has a chance to record this and market it to the masses.’

All I’m sayin’ is things would have been different had I been at that fucking meeting.