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Name::Jiffinner
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Saturday, August 27, 2005

sharks!


Last night my husband told me that two sharks were caught in Medina Lake. OMFG! I live literally half a mile from this lake, this lake that is hundreds of miles from the coast, the coast where the ocean is, the ocean where the sharks are supposed to be.

The bear always makes fun of me because I have this [no longer] irrational fear of swimming in lakes and rivers where I can’t see the bottom. Yeah, fuck a bunch of that shit (You knew that was coming Kate.)

Officials think it is more than likely a hoax, someone placing the sharks on jug lines as a joke. But it doesn’t matter, because I’m still not going swimming in any body of water larger or dirtier that an Olympic size swimming pool. Bring on the chlorine.

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2 Comments:

Blogger Red Hot Sexy Papa said...

oh my ex-school has a new swimming stadium. A nice Olympic size pool, a 1m deep baby pool and another adult pool. I just mentioned a 1m BABY pool!

The story is getting interesting.

Yours truly tried the Olympic pool but halfway in the water, I realised that the floor was getting further and further away. Normally, water depths in normal pools go from 1.2m to 2m max and it will level back to 1.2m at the other end. However, this does not apply to THAT pool!

It started at 1.2m deep and the other end is 4.8m. Yes, 4.8 f**king metres. I don't like bottomless pool.

August 27, 2005 11:23 PM  
Blogger katehopeeden said...

Hey chicka,
Funny thing is Garrett was down there when they caught one of them. When he called me last week he was telling me about it.
I don't like swimming in there either, freaks my ass out!
~K

August 29, 2005 6:17 AM  

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