unicorn

Funny story – About two months ago I was on my way to work when I saw a unicorn on the side of the road. Yep, I thought the same thing…there’s no such thing as unicorns, right? Well, because it was 6am and pre caffeine I was really fucking confused. I kept staring at this thing trying to figure out what I was seeing. Luckily for me, it was NOT a figment of my overactive imagination; it was a horse. He was standing right behind a T-post that was sticking out of the ground at an odd angle making the top of the post look like a horn. Make sense? What makes this worse is that I live in the Texas Hill Country, which means that my drive to and from work is filled with hills and sharp, blind curves. It just so happens that you see this unicorn as you are going around one such curve. I almost ran off the road and right into the road sign warning me about the pending curve because I was staring at a fucking unicorn!

It has become my ritual to look for this horse every morning, so imagine my delight when I passed him this morning and noticed the warning sign was laying on the ground. Someone had ran into it. My only thought? ‘I bet that poor fucker saw the unicorn too!’

Moral – No matter how stupid you think you are sometimes, there will always be somebody out there who is thinking and feeling the same stupid things. You are never alone.

Does it scare anyone else that I was able to come up with a moral for that shit?