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Tuesday, February 07, 2006

I have absolutely nothing to post. I’m tapped out. I’m dry. I’m empty. So, until something happens in my life I think I might actually want to blog about, I leave you with something stolen…from none other than Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader.

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Mr. & Mrs. Quiz

Which gender is more likely to…

1…be naturally blond?
2…laugh more?
3…sleep more?
4…snore?
5…be born at night?
5…purchase men’s clothing in U.S. stores?
6…run stoplights?
7…switch lanes without signaling?
8…be left-handed?
9…get migraines?
10…get an ulcer?
11…get hiccups?
12…get struck by lightning?
13…leave their hotel rooms cleaner?
14…lock themselves out of their hotel rooms?
15…take longer showers?
16…blink more?
17…stutter as a child?
18…buy gifts for Mother’s Day?
19…fall out of bed while in the hospital?
20…talk to their cars?
21…hold the TV remote?
22…lose the TV remote?…have a keener sense of smell?


Answers in comments.

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3 Comments:

Blogger Jiffinner said...

#1 – Women are more likely to be naturally blond. One of every 14 women in America is a natural blonde; only one out of every 16 men is.
#2 – Men are more likely to laugh more. The average American male laughs 69 times a day; the average woman, 55.
#3 – Women are more likely to sleep more.
#4 – Men are more likely to snore (big surprise there).
#5 – Women are more likely to be born at night.
#6 – Women are more likely to purchase men’s clothing in U.S. stores—about two-thirds of all men’s clothing is bought by women.
#7 – Men are more likely to run stoplights.
#8 – Women are more likely to switch lanes without signaling.
#9 – Men are more likely to be left-handed. There are roughly 50% more left-handed males than females.
#10 – Women are more likely to get migraines.
#11 – men are more likely to get an ulcer.
#12 – Men are more likely to get hiccups.

February 07, 2006 1:09 PM  
Blogger Jiffinner said...

#13 – men are six times more likely to get struck by lightning. (Yippee!)
#14 – Men are more likely to leave their hotel rooms cleaner.
#15 – Women are more likely to lock themselves out of their hotel rooms.
#16 – Women are more likely to take longer showers—13 minutes on average, compared with the average man’s 11.4 minutes.
#17 – Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
#18 – Men—we should say, boys—are four times more likely to stutter than girls are.
#19 – Women are almost twice as likely to buy gifts for Mother’s Day.
#20 – Men are twice as likely to fall out of bed while in the hospital.
#21 – Women are more likely to talk to their cars.
#22 – men are twice as likely to hold the TV remote.
#23 – Men are also twice as likely to lose the TV remote.
#24 – Women generally have a keener sense of smell.

February 07, 2006 1:09 PM  
Blogger katehopeeden said...

Ok, I had:
1…be naturally blond? men
2…laugh more? women
3…sleep more? men
*4…snore? men
5…be born at night? seriously? men
*5…purchase men’s clothing in U.S. stores? women
6…run stoplights? women
*7…switch lanes without signaling? women
*8…be left-handed? men
*9…get migraines? women (because of the men... uh, did I just say that outloud??)
*10…get an ulcer? men
11…get hiccups? women
*12…get struck by lightning? men
*13…leave their hotel rooms cleaner? men
*14…lock themselves out of their hotel rooms? women
*15…take longer showers? women
*16…blink more? women
*17…stutter as a child? men
*18…buy gifts for Mother’s Day? women
*19…fall out of bed while in the hospital? LMFAO men
*20…talk to their cars? women
*21…hold the TV remote? men
*22…lose the TV remote?… men
*23...have a keener sense of smell? women
Not bad, gold stars for the right ones!
~K

February 08, 2006 9:03 AM  

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